@ibid78: "WHAT?!" - a dinosaur that just found out what cars run on

@UncleDuke1969: I typo texted my wife asking if she'd like to "celibate" our anniversary, and she replied “that sounds great” and now I’m not sure what to think.

@DanMentos: Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004, R): Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

@SchuylerPryor: Eventually the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teenage girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphs.

@thepunningman: Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies If you liked it then you should have put a rig on it