@panku_: Why do infants wake up crying as if they are the ones who have to go out and work!?

@brianjdunne: [mockarena] *everyone does the macarena but like really ironically*

@KaptainKoRnie: Bf and I are on 2 completely different emotional planes right now. Work faster, whiskey.

@mzyvonne7: There is no "we" in pizza

@beingbernz: To all the boys I didn’t really like but then realized they liked me so I started liking them and then they stopped liking me so it made me like them more.