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@fro_vo: worm: *tells a joke*
early bird: lol
@heatherlou_: Every time I think I’ve got my diet under control, they come out with some new and tastier way to make me fat.
@TheBlessMess: My gang hand signals look a lot like the finger in the hole motion, followed by the call me gesture.
@iGreenMonk: Natural Disasters are just Mother Nature's way of saying,
"How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess? Go to your room.."
@Brampersandon_: WIFE: you've had enough
ME (eating my 68th breadstick): aw man
OLIVE GARDEN MANAGER: let him eat one more lol
@pmarca: Best observation on financial markets that anyone has ever made or will ever make: