@MatCro: Worst Native American name ever.
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@HansGrubertron: TERMINATOR: I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle ME: *gliding past on heelys* Do you need anything from me?
@ArfMeasures: [Me as a babysitter] ME: *rings the parents* We have a problem. I picked up your son David from school and he seems freaked out HER: My son is Robert ME: We have 2 problems
@roggyie: When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I just wanna to use my finger & write `"WASH ME"` on her face.