@SoVeryBritish: "Yes, I remember you saying" - Translation: Please stop saying that
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@SteveKoehler22: A guy in New York had a CVS receipt stuck to his shoe. Luckily, a lady in Chicago saw it and was kind enough to pull it off for him.
@1800Randy: My kids are playing cowboys and Indians. One is pretending to ride a horse and shoot stuff, the other is providing tech support.
@TheCiscoKidder: A fine piece of art is like a fine piece of ass, I don't understand either one but I want to take both home and mount them against the wall.
@AdamOfEarth: Science is tricky. Keeps you on your toes. Mineralogy? Study of minerals. Oceanology? Study of oceans. Meteorology? NOT ABOUT METEORS.