Losing my mind over the idea that pigeons existed before cities. Like can you imagine pigeons just hanging out in a forest? Eating bugs instead of gutter bagels? I personally just don’t buy it.
You call them natural disasters. I call them destructive criticism.
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If Snow White can trick 7 men into supporting her, then I’m sure I can find at least one sucker to do that for me.
Dust bunnies are great pets because they thrive on neglect.
Capt of Titanic: “Mayday! We are sinking”
Coastguard: “What happened?”
*Cthulhu makes throat-slit gesture with tentacle*
Obama just said that no one is listening to our phones..I wonder if he realizes that the LAST thing we do with our phones is make a call!
Alright pregnant ladies-this is YOUR BIG DAY!!!!!!
Hell hath no fury like a woman being told she looks tired.
“Captain, I do believe a larger vessel might be in order.”
–Jaws, dubbed for England