@sweetandsimple6: You called me "muffin"....did you mean blueberry or chocolate chip?
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@Parentpains: It's actually pretty easy to win an argument with a woman when you wait until she's not around to have it.
@jackiembouvier: [First date] Him: So where do you hike? Me: I don't hike. Him: Your profile said you love hiking. Me: I'm a fiction writer.
@WheelTod: When I can't afford strobe lighting for my house parties, I just ask everyone to blink in time to the music instead.
@thentherewasmo: Renee Zellweger is living proof that if you keep making that face it's going to be stuck that way forever