@KimmyMonte: You can teach a man to lead a fish to water but you can't make him drink a horse
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@Darlainky: Neighborhood so sketchy, Santa removes the reins from his sleigh and carries them in with him.
@Elizasoul80: Trump, 2 years into his presidency: "What do you mean we can't just file for bankruptcy?"
@Lexi__Alexandra: My doctor said i shouldn't just binge drink all weekend. I tried taking his advice but can't drink a bottle of Jack Daniels every day.
@GregDunbar1: Never realized how out of shape I was until I started sweating after using scissors for 30 seconds.