@rebrafsim: You can't begin to imagine what an intolerable burden it is to be cursed with this staggeringly poignant flair for the melodramatic
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@Death_Buddy: *gets to hell* [In earshot of Satan] I HATE ICE CREAM AND WATCHING TV, DAMN THAT WOULD BE REAL TORTURE FOR ME. OH AND BEER, I ALSO HATE BEER
@tigersgoroooar: Yesterday CNN reported that "sitting will kill you, even if you exercise" and I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but living will kill you.
@lisaxy424: [a person with cold hands] DONT YOU DARE TOUCH ME WITH THOSE [a dog with cold paws] POOR BABY COME HERE I WILL GIVE YOU ALL MY BODY HEAT
@TheAlexNevil: Star Wars (1st draft) Obi Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for Stormtrooper: Yes they are OW: No they're nooot S: Uh YAH they are