@gobmentcheese: You don't know what real fear is, until you've been cornered by a Mariachi band playing a rendition of Hotel California.
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@FirstGentleman: As I'm walking in the house the kids outside ask if it's somebody's birthday because I have balloons in my hand. I say "No, I just wanted balloons" and the little girl says " you can do that?!"
@topaz_kell: And suddenly those annoying neighbors that leave their Christmas lights up all year long look like geniuses.