If I just had a baby and was sitting in a donkey stable in the middle of winter and a little boy started drumming right in my sleeping infant’s face, I would have totally lost my shit.
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Ian: “Hate crime?”
Chief cop: “We all hate crime, Ian. That’s why we are cops.”
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