@JJSummertime: You guys realize "business up front, party in the back" is only about mullets, right?
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@Kalarlis: 007 is fired, becomes a scientist. He opens meetings with, "The name's Bond, Hydrogen Bond." Everyone laughs. He cries in the supply closet.
@AngryRaccoon2: "What do you want for breakfast?" 12: toast and jam. Day 2. "What do you want for breakfast?" 12: toast and jam. Day 3. I know! I'll just surprise her with toast and jam. 12: I don't like that.
@fightforfood: When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress? I'd prefer if you included tigress