@_Water_Baby: You inspired me to sing. Never mind the dogs howling for me to stop.
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@nyquills: [Batman picking a catchphrase] Bruce: what's good for the Bruce is good for the Gander Alfred: nothing to do with bats/gives away your identity Bruce: i'mma throw two Bruce's up on crime Alfred: *rubbing temples* how about "i'm Batman" Bruce: you're cruising for a Bruce-ing
@QwertyJones3: GUY ABOUT TO MURDER ME: What are you doing ME: I'm naming you godfather to my kids. Now you get them if anything happens to me GUY: DAMMIT
@ilovepie84: My crazy neighbor claims she was robbed last night. I know she is crazy because I found all her medication as I was breaking into her house.