@ibid78: "You know what, that's some ?.."
"Calm down you're being irrational right now."
@DamienFahey: If you don't have your Florida ID with you on voting day, you can always show them a photo of yourself wearing a tank top to a funeral.
@ElleOhHell: 911? I'm a man trapped in a woman's body!
"That's not exactly an emergency."
Oh. Huh. Ok.
*Tries door in Statue of Liberty again*
@iNusku: I've been taking my Flintstones' vitamins daily, but I still can't start a car with my feet.
@JoParkerBear: [in bed]
M: Do that thing I like
H: *sighs [puts on British redcoat uniform] I have your tea
M: I WILL NEVER PAY YOUR TAXES
@Shen_the_Bird: A lot of people don't know this but if you pull the stick out of a corndog, it'll explode like a grenade