@13spencer: You know what they say, the secret to a good relationship is never going to bed married.
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@Shanehasabeard: Haha, I feel sorry for all you losers who missed out on the Bitcoin train. You should've bought in years ago, like me: A perfectly normal man who coincidentally hoarded a virtual currency during a time when it's only use was for sex trafficking and purchasing organs.
@RocketRankoon: I'm not afraid to run into an ex here. Her tweets would be all lame like 'my dog is cute' and mine would be all cool like 'I love you Susan'
@JediGigi: [1st date] Him: This is fun Me: It is Him: The last girl I went on a date with was the craziest person I've ever met Me: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED