She died as she lived. Listening to the story of what her kid watched on YouTube that day.
You know you’re Canadian when you’re excited for 8 degree weather.
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“Tender and mild” is a great way to describe chicken and a TERRIBLE way to describe a holy infant.
“Paintings or it didn’t happen.” – 1700’s-1920
me: [sits bolt upright in bed]
usain: stop doing that
Clearly the people that design refrigerators don’t know me if they think 1 tiny cheese drawer & 2 giant vegetable drawers is the way to go.
It’s funny, when I walk into a spider web I demolish his home and misplace his dinner yet I still feel like the victim.
That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for updog
NOT MUCH JUST WALKING ON THE MOON WHAT’S UP WITH YOU
If you’re walking past an old abandoned house & the front door opens for no reason, go into that house.
Her: i’m in the mood
Me: me too
Her: wanna do it
Me: oh yeah baby
[we drive to Home Depot to look at paint]
[before calculus was invented]
me: I understand everything