It’s the 20th anniversary of Infinite Jest and the 6th anniversary of my buying Infinite Jest and never getting around to reading it.
You mix your whiskey with Coke, I mix mine with poor life choices.
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By “ancient ruins of a once great civilization”-standards, I keep a fairly clean house.
*Wife sends me a link*
*I click on link*
*Buy whatever’s at the link*
*wait for delivery*
~Christmas shopping for my wife
The big book of baby names but for safe words
I go by many names but I’m usually referred to as Plan B.
Archaeologist 1: she must have died suddenly, a mug of tea was still in her microwave
Archaeologist 2: actually we carbon dated the tea and she died a week afterwards
Goodnight stars. Goodnight air. Goodnight 30-50 feral hogs everywhere
A werewolf is chasing you. You’re on a Segway. The werewolf is too. Both batteries are dying, and the chase gets slower and slower.
dentist: how much mtn dew have you been drinking?
me: i don’t know why
dentist: because your teeth are snowboarding ok that’s why