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@ThugRaccoons: You: My kid loves piano
My kid: *licking the piano keys*
@Pink: There's a woman at breakfast with a mink purse. I guess it's important to skin an animal alive to keep your credit cards warm... Idiot
@liv_thatsme: "THE CROPS ARE DYING!"
"NO ONE WILL SURVIVE THIS DROUGHT!"
me: I know what to do!
*gets a car wash*
(Storm clouds appear on the horizon)
@KKAlThani: Imagine a shark eating pizza. Imagine you were frog. Imagine a donkey wearing a skirt. Imagine someone telling you to imagine stupid things.
@SwordzOrc: people naming their orcs with excessive apostrophes like