@jnapsalot: You never realize how a dirty a song is until you hear a 3 year old sing it.
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@electrolemon: a cute girl stopped behind my laptop as I was full screen on a pic of bread and I didn't know what to say so I stammered out "I like bread"
@NotGaryBusey: I love when people say "If people hate you, it only means you're doing something right." Because that's what Hitler would say.
@PleaseBeGneiss: ME: *trying to highlight text* WORD: and the last letter of previous word? ME: no, why? just follow my cursor WORD: ok so just half this word? ME: the whole word WORD: k ME: wtf WORD: oops ME: the word is gone WORD: the word is gone