Most of us were taught to never get in cars with strangers, so taxi cabs make absolutely no sense.
You shouldn’t have driven home from the bar last night.
Especially since you walked there.
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I was holding the door for an Asian guy and he said “sank you.” So I punched him. Cant believe that he brought up Pearl Harbor lke that
I can’t wait for Halloween so that I can walk around with a bloody carving knife without being questioned.
Vandalism should be allowed on any vehicle who’s alarm has been going off for more than 5 minutes.
Did it bother anybody else that the guy from that “Operation” game was clearly wide awake?
And then the devil said, “leave her on read.”
Real House Wines.
wife: some salmon travel hundreds of miles upstream just for the chance to spawn
me: ok ok I’ll take my shoes off
People coming over.
Me: *tidies up*
Husband: *fires up the bbq*
Toddler: *removes all clothing*