“I’M COLD!” yells the teen who is wearing shorts & a tshirt in 40 degree weather & ignored his mother when she said to dress warmer.
You wanna do stuff with toys in bed? Let’s do it; I’ve already got like 3 hot wheels cars and a Barbie in there right now, so….
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*Flicks cigarette after a long drag* Here’s the thing, kids. Wolves don’t have lips so they can’t blow at all. That wolf was framed.
Changing your mind can be a sign of strength. Like when I swear to tell the truth but then a prosecutor asks me a question & I decide not to
*forgets cup of coffee on top of horse*
“Jess is coming over”
“Jess who indiscriminately murders people or-”
*Gets stabbed to death*
Me: I’m hot blooded check it and see got a fever of 103!
911: Did u call earlier about having a bad case of loving me?
Could be worse. Someone could be trying to tell you that everything happens for a reason.
wife: Feeling better?
wife: Kind of overreacted to a cold didn’t you?
[flashback to me calling the Make-A-Wish Foundation]
Zoom sucks, we started having editorial meetings in Red Dead Redemption instead. It’s nice to sit at the campfire and discuss projects, with the wolves howling out in the night