You would think with the whole “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” that there would be more body builders walking around.

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A beloved neighborhood bagel shop called Schmear We Go Again


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Whoever accidentally put their dentist appointment in my ical it’s tomorrow morning! Don’t be late!


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Twitter has taught me a couple things. First, there are some incredibly brilliant people in the world. Second, they are vastly outnumbered.