@KevinFarzad: Your British accent is so attractive! If we had kids would they have British accents? We should do a scientific test & find out. For science
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@thatcarlygirl: "Please don't do this," I beg, as the hairdresser tries to start up another conversation.
@ianpauldukes: YOU, OBLIVIOUS TO CLIMATE CHANGE: *dies* ME, OBSESSED WITH CLIMATE CHANGE: *dies more meaningfully*