Excited for Downton Abbey tonight. According to DVR description, “Lord Grantham gets pissy when a lady challenges the class system.” Oh boy!
Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don’t have toetips, yet you can tiptoe but can’t tipfinger
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RT if you know someone like this!!!
[buying shoes for our kids]
her: which do you like better
me: idk probably our daughter
The only occasions in which I will run:
– Zombie apocalypse
– Salma Hayek is handing out all-you-can-eat baby back ribs
Every time I get a paper cut, I know somewhere a tree is laughing.
You know you’re good when they have to add an amendment to the company handbook cause they never thought anyone would do what you did
I saw a smart car pass a Jeep today. The Jeep was parked on the side of the road, but still.
“Where are you from?”
-Trumpsylvania, how about you?