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@Thynebear: "You're bleeding because you don't floss"
Me: No, I'm bleeding because I ate the entire bowl of deceivingly fake fruit in your waiting room.

“You’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
Me: No, I’m bleeding because I ate the entire bowl of deceivingly fake fruit in your waiting room.

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