My ancestry DNA results came back: 100% German pancake batter
You’re not allowed to make up words. It’s illexical
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“Relax, honey. I’m sure she means well”
Ok, don’t panic… If we hold the North and South Pole down simultaneously for eight seconds, it’ll automatically restore to factory settings.
singer at concert: *says name of city we’re in*
me: that’s the name of the city we’re in!
friend: it is good to hear the name of our city!
Today in 1993, Tupac shot 2 off-duty police officers in Atlanta when he saw them harassing a black man. All charges were later dropped because they were drunk and in possession of stolen guns they took from an evidence room.
I don’t care if you’re 30 or 50, sometimes I’ll flirt with you.
Omg eww, get away from me!
“Donatello choose ur weapon”
“I’ll take a stick”
“Really not a sword? Nunchu..”
“Ha I guess u wanna wear purple too?”
A model citizen is just like a regular citizen that doesn’t eat.
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